#shade

miltonfludgecowssonchauncey:

i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna

justaholyyfool:

I get really annoyed whenever the American Red Cross talks about needing blood donors.

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Thanks, Tumblr, for putting every person I could ever be interested in on one site.

And then telling me that they all live too far away.

Thanks.

Talk?

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

Talk to me?

Hang with me?

Let’s raise hell in the streets, drink beer, and get into trouble.

loljustinwat:

I really fucking hate when people treat me like some lesser being for loving Lady Gaga. People make so many assumptions when they find out how much she means to me. My admiration for Gaga has no correlation with my intelligence level, my lifestyle, my personality, my self-esteem, or anything else one may assume about me. I hate feeling like I’m supposed to be ashamed to enjoy her. Fuck. Off.

comeonacone:

*Unfollows you for reblogging Tyler Oakley*

hello, Aaron.

Bitch, get back to work.

Hi Jared

austinfortner:

So why then am I always so frickin upset that I don’t have a boyfriend?

This.

Sippin’ a beer and designing a website. This is the life.

I’ll be in NYC in a little over 40 hours. I’m so fucking stoked.